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Waiting For Betelgeuse Self T-Shirt
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Waiting For Betelgeuse Self T-Shirt

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Color: Team Purple
$34.99

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Design Description

A saguaro takes about thirty-five years to produce its first flower and roughly seventy-five before it grows an arm. Some of them stand for two hundred years. The one in this design has been leaning there long enough to make anybody standing beside it look impatient.

A skeleton in a duster coat and wide-brim hat leans against that cactus, one hand resting easy at his hip while a massive starburst blazes behind him.

WAITING FOR BETELGEUSE unfurls across a weathered banner beneath, winged skulls standing guard at each corner.

There is a particular kind of cool in knowing exactly how long a wait might run and settling in for it anyway. Boots crossed, hat tipped back.

Premium Everyday Comfort

The art is why you stopped. The shirt is why you'll keep reaching for it.

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Combed and ring-spun means the short fibers are pulled out before the yarn is ever twisted —
fewer stray ends, a smoother surface, and print that lands crisp instead of fuzzy. At 4.2 oz
it stays light enough to layer and breathable enough to sit in for a long while.

True-to-size retail fit
Order your usual size. Relaxed crew neck, unisex cut. It works under a jacket, works on its
own, works at the café and the gallery both.

Built to hold its shape
Ribbed knit collar that won't go wavy on you. Quarter-turned construction, so there's no
crease down the center. Tapered shoulders and dual side seams mean it fits better with age,
not worse.

Made by people who were treated well
Bella+Canvas — Fair Labor Association members, Platinum WRAP certified, produced in humane
and sustainable facilities. No sweatshops. It's worth knowing where a thing came from before
you put it on.

Tear-away label
No scratchy tag at the back of your neck. Take it out and forget it's there.

Fabric blends

  • Ash and Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather and Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
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Printed in the USA: All US orders are printed and shipped right here in the States.

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