When Betelgeuse Blows 3 T-Shirt

Design Description

Estimates put it at around magnitude minus eleven at peak, which lands somewhere near a half moon compressed into a single point. Bright enough to read by. Bright enough to hold in the daytime sky for months and to throw a second set of shadows at night, until it fades over the following year and Orion carries on without it.

A wide elliptical ring circles in around the words, WHEN BETELGEUSE BLOWS holding bold and certain in red and white at the centre. COSMIC DEVASTATION and MISSION: FINAL LIGHT run beneath in smaller type, framing the event the way a control room would, with checklists and callsigns and a countdown that started before anybody currently alive was born.

A star that size finishes loud, turning centuries of light into one unmistakable event.

Premium Everyday Comfort

The art is why you stopped. The shirt is why you'll keep reaching for it.

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Combed and ring-spun means the short fibers are pulled out before the yarn is ever twisted —
fewer stray ends, a smoother surface, and print that lands crisp instead of fuzzy. At 4.2 oz
it stays light enough to layer and breathable enough to sit in for a long while.

True-to-size retail fit
Order your usual size. Relaxed crew neck, unisex cut. It works under a jacket, works on its
own, works at the café and the gallery both.

Built to hold its shape
Ribbed knit collar that won't go wavy on you. Quarter-turned construction, so there's no
crease down the center. Tapered shoulders and dual side seams mean it fits better with age,
not worse.

Made by people who were treated well
Bella+Canvas — Fair Labor Association members, Platinum WRAP certified, produced in humane
and sustainable facilities. No sweatshops. It's worth knowing where a thing came from before
you put it on.

Tear-away label
No scratchy tag at the back of your neck. Take it out and forget it's there.

Fabric blends